why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anyone can post anything.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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