Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's a good joke? Not this one.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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