Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

2 black kids walk into school

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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