All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I asked her where you were.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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