why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

thumb_up thumb_down +17

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

thumb_up thumb_down +17

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

thumb_up thumb_down +17

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

thumb_up thumb_down +17

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How old is your mom Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops