- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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