- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Apple hates Blackberry.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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