a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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