- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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