i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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