What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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