- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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