whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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haha

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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