- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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