- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Once upon a time a was born

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

AIDS

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Rylan Clark

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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