W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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