What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Women's rights

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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