One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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