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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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