- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

black chicken. kfc

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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