Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Women's Rights..

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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