- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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