- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A guy at a baseball game....

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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