Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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