- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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