What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Alchohol.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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