What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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