What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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