- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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