Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Women's Rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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