Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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