- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Horse.

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

GOODBYE

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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