- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

There's my tractor.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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