- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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