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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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