a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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