Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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hello

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Denard Robinson

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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