- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

a man checks his mypsace

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Once upon a time a was born

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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