I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Your girlfriend.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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