- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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