- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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