What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

batman has diarrhea

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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