- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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