- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A pope meets another one

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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