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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

that wall over there ->

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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