- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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