- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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