- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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