- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

The Qur'an

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's just not right? Left

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Where would canada be without nature? still here

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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