Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Sex education in Texas,

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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