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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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