- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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