- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

This is an anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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