Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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