what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What would u like to drink?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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