- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do u call a cripple Biv

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

bite me

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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