Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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