- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Women's Soccer.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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