- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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