a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.