What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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