What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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