What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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