why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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An anti-joke

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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