- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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