- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

ur an fagit

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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