Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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