why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

The Qur'an

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you play piano? No

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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