- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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