- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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