- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Kameron Brown is gay.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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