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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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