What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A woman walks into a bar.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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