- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's funny? Women's rights.

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