- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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