A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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AIDS

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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