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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

You're a big fat monkey.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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