- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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