- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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