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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is white and black and red all over.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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