- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

13 =B you just learned something

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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