theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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