Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Then none of us want to be right.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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