I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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