what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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my penis

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Andoni was here

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Corn Muffins

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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