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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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