(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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