Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

the WNBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

penis?

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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