- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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