- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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