- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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