- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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