- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

You are joking right?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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