What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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You're a frog

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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