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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

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