Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Anti Joke

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