- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Refridgerator.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

SHUT UP JP

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

the NAACP

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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