- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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