- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Refridgerator.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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