- Anti Joke

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.