Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Potassium? K.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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