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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

You're a big fat monkey.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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