- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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