- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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