What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Good job, son.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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