- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I'm homeless.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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