- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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