- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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