- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

autistic kids rock

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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