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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

It's all Taggart

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do black people eat? Food.

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