- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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