Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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