- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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