- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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