Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Neither have I

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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like most people my age. im 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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