Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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