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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Anyone can post anything.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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