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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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