- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

hard cheese

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.