How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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no.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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