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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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