- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

* anti-punchline

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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