- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I had 99 problems Solved them all

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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