Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Women's Rights

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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