- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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