Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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