Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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