- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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