- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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