Barack Obama.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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