What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Anti Joke

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