- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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