- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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