- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Anyone can post anything.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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