- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What does two plus two equal? 4

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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