- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

where is the world?

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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