- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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