- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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