- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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